March 2012
- Me: Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
- Him: I got food.
- Me: Close enough
February 2012
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your “religious freedom.” If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.”
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President Barack Obama

(via heirofslytherin)

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
BUT SERIOUSLY AMEN
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